disclaimer

BIG disclaimer about me

  • I am not an expert on this
  • I have spoken to people who are
  • I have read some stuff
  • I have played with some code
  • but I am not an expert

BIG disclaimer about this talk

  • this is not a proper talk with results and plots
  • this is a miscellaneous collection of ideas
  • this is not the only way of doing things!
  • parton showers are a thing